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ADVICE ON PROPER EATING TECHNIQUES

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Could somebody teach this guy how to eat spaghetti in the proper way please?

I think that he needs some instructions.

Thank you!

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Eating out

Restaurant Review of The Week

by Some Disappointed Customers

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The service in this restaurant is terrible. Me and my friends have been waiting for more than half an hour for our order of our dog food special.

We should have known better. The place is run by cats That alone says all. What else can one expect from a restaurant run by cats?

Avoid it like the pest if you can.”

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Fruity Selfishness

FOOD PSYCHOLOGY

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Controversial Cook

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Bananas have never struck me as being altruistic.

Whenever I buy a bunch of bananas and I try to eat one straight away it starts to accuse the others of all sins under the sun in order to save its skin, or rather its pulp.

“Don’t eat me please! “It cries, “I’m the well behaved one of this bunch, all the others are baddies. Eat them instead. They deserve to be eaten,.”

Its not only bananas that behave in such a selfish way. Cherries and figs for instance have the same trait but with a higher degree of selfishness.

And so do blueberries, plums and persimmons. The sweeter they are the worse they are.

In the end I get so fed up with their total disregard for their own kin that when I buy them I end up by eating them all.

Have you, dear bloggers,  by any chance noticed the same egotistic behaviour with some fruits? And if so which one are they?

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NEW ZERO COST KITCHEN GADGET OF THE MONTH

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Controversial Cook

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After having investigated the market for the best kitchen gadgets available I’ve come to the conclusion that this is by far the best economical and efficient dishwasher ever invented.

It’s totally self operating, cleans all kitchen utensils perfectly, doesn’t need any electricity or washing liquid to run it and is 100% environmentally friendly.

Definitely a five stars plus brilliant kitchen appliance for anybody wishing to cut on electricity bills and dish washing machine repairing costs.

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“Happiness is the station between too much and too little” —snal isolata

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